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Sunday, March 21, 2010

When God Made Correction Officers

By Tracy E. Barnhart From Corrections.com

When the Lord was creating CORRECTION OFFICERS, he was into his sixth day of 16 hour overtime when an angel appeared and said, “You’re doing a lot of fiddling around on this one.” And the Lord said, “Have you read the specs on this order?”

A CORRECTION OFFICER must always bear in mind that rehabilitation is based on self-respect. In the event of rebellious actions or disparaging remarks towards them by inmates they must always maintain a quite firm demeanor.

A CORRECTIONAL OFFICER has to be able to tolerate the ignorance of some, without losing hope.

A CORRECTIONAL OFFICER must also be prepared to cover a life-threatening situation, canvass the institution for witnesses, write a perfect report, and testify the next day.

A CORRECTIONAL OFFICER has to be in top physical condition at all times, running on black coffee and half-eaten meals when it is necessary.

A CORRECTIONAL OFFICER has to have six pairs of hands.

The angel shook her head slowly and said, “Six pairs of hands… no way!” “It’s not the hands that are causing me problems,” said the Lord, “it’s the three pairs of eyes an Officer has to have.” ”Is that on the standard model?” asked the angel.

The Lord nodded and said, “One pair that sees through a bulge in a pocket before the Officer asks, ‘May I see what’s in there, sir?’ (When the Officer already knows and wishes he’d taken that accounting job.)” The second pair, here in the side of his head for his fellow Officers safety and the third pair of eyes here in front that can look reassuringly at a bleeding victim and say, “You’ll be all right, when the Officer knows it isn’t so.”

“Lord,” said the angel, touching his sleeve, “rest and work on this tomorrow.” “I can’t,” said the Lord, “I already have a model that can talk a 250 pound inmate out of a rebellious intention without incident and feed a family of five on a civil service paycheck.” The angel circled the model of the CORRECTIONAL OFFICER very slowly, “Can it think?” the angel asked.

The Lord said “Can it think!” A CORRECTIONAL OFFICER can recite departmental rules in its sleep; detain, investigate, search, and arrest a gang member on a tier in less time than it takes five Federal Judges to debate the legality of a cell search… and still it keeps its sense of humor. “This CORRECTIONAL OFFICER also has phenomenal personal control.”

A CORRECTIONAL OFFICER can deal with crime scenes painted in hell, professionally watch over a child abuser not allowing emotions to stand in the way of helping a inmate better himself, comfort a fellow Officers family with a loss, and then read in the daily paper how the department and its Officers are not sensitive to the rights of inmates.

Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek of the CORRECTION OFFICER. “There’s a leak,” the angel pronounced. “I told you that you were trying to put too much into this model!” the angel exclaimed.

“That’s not a leak,” said the Lord, “it’s a tear”

“What’s the tear from?” asked the angel.

“It’s for bottled-up emotions, for fallen comrades, for commitment to that tattered piece of cloth called the American flag, and for lady justice.”

“You’re a genius,” said the angel.

The Lord looked somber and said “I didn’t put that tear there.”

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1 comment:

Relavent said...

WHEN GOD MADE CORRECTION OFFICERS is a great uplifting post. Heres somethings I wish he had done.

When God Made Correction Officers, He should have made sure when they promote, their backbones are still intact. And those lacking one would get one through the authority vested in their position.

God should have eliminated the fear of a sergeant not promoting to the next level if he or she doesn't do the bidding of an unscrupulous manager who may have kissed but to get where they are. Especially those expecting to have their buts kissed as an unannouced requirement in the process of upward mobility.

God should have labored more on those who would be in upper management, instilling the morality to follow the law so they would not twist it to their unfair advantage against Correction Officers.

God should have etched it in stone that those leading Correction Officers should have a solid background in law enforcement in order to reach the heights of upper management.

God should have giving these leaders vision and the ability of a proactive instinct to avoid the missteps of erroneous decisions that are more often made then not.

Because when God made Correction Officers it was not for them to be the convenient scapegoat of those in political or managerial positions.

When God made Correction Officers it was for them to serve the public in the capacity they proudly took an oath for.

God did not make the Correction Officer to be the target of misplaced public anger, as the case seems to be in California. Where the Governor has deliberately directed the aim of public ire to the targets he placed on the backs of Correction Officers.